Curse

October Jade · Dec 07, 2007, 12:47 AM // 00:47

A recurve that uses the Storm Bow skin...Silencing, 15^50, of Defense.

I'm too tired to think of a clever name right now.

Johnny_Chang · Dec 07, 2007, 12:51 AM // 00:51

Useless Tool

themesmeroftime · Dec 07, 2007, 01:02 AM // 01:02

A Table

"Boss drops A Table reserved for such-and such"

ensoriki · Dec 07, 2007, 01:02 AM // 01:02

Penguin Daggers
Epic Damage 7-21 Requires 14 dagger mastery
Take 50 hp loss each second for not being epic enough
Life steal on hit+ 30 hp
Health regeneration -8
Damage +10% if hp is above 50%
Energy +5

Penguin Hammer
Epic damage (normal Hammer Damage)
Take 30 damage each second energy is below 5
Gain 2 energy every 3 seconds when above 95% hp.
Energy Gain on hit +5
Energy regeneration -10
Damage+15% if energy is above 30%

Two April Mornings · Dec 07, 2007, 01:04 AM // 01:04

Twoh's Mask

It would look like a mesmer mask, but would be blown up and be a shield.
Req 9 Tactics
+30
-5/20%

Hott Bill · Dec 07, 2007, 01:04 AM // 01:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by ensoriki

Penguin Daggers
Epic Damage 7-21 Requires 14 dagger mastery
Take 50 hp loss each second for not being epic enough
Life steal on hit+ 30 hp
Health regeneration -8
Damage +10% if hp is above 50%
Energy +5

Penguin Hammer
Epic damage (normal Hammer Damage)
Take 30 damage each second energy is below 5
Gain 2 energy every 3 seconds when above 95% hp.
Energy Gain on hit +5
Energy regeneration -10
Damage+15% if energy is above 30%

I can hear the EoE Bomb Teams cheering now!

quickmonty · Dec 07, 2007, 01:05 AM // 01:05

The Hand of God (smiting, of course)

BenO_Under · Dec 07, 2007, 01:15 AM // 01:15

Beno's Hornbow
15-28 Damage
Damage +20%
Damage -20% (vs humans)
Health + 30
Health - 30 (while moving, standing, or attacking)
Armor + 10 (against Beno's Hornbow)
Damage - 10% (while attacking someone equiped with Beno's Hornbow)
This item cannot be used in PvE

I MP I · Dec 07, 2007, 01:17 AM // 01:17

I'd drop the Aegis Of Insanity. It will look like a giant black cat head and come in strength, tactics, motivation, and command based.
Stats: -50 physical damage (60% chance), +100 vs all elemental damage always, all attackers take 200 shadow damage each time they attack and are knocked down.

Foes not knocked down suffer from bleeding, burning, dazed, and deep wound for 25 seconds. This shield would have the same drop rate as getting a mini ghostly hero from the HA chest.

Woop Shotty · Dec 07, 2007, 01:19 AM // 01:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Painbringer

The b i t c h Slapper

A hammer shapped like an open palmed hand

Causes knock down on each blow

I'd have your green. You've inspired me.. I'd like to see the scythe alternative

. You could also call it Great Dwarf Bitch Slapper.

ensoriki · Dec 07, 2007, 01:20 AM // 01:20

I'd be a White Tiger boss in the kurzick forest.
I'd drop
Extinct Rotten Fang
(max sword damage)
Target Foe begins bleeding
You are are conditioned with disease
attack speed +5% (stacks)
take 10 damage every hit.
15% damage if above 50% health.

Gwmaster · Dec 07, 2007, 01:30 AM // 01:30

The Gmaster's Blade
req9 swordsmanship
+ 101% increased damage
+ 1337 health
+ 100 life steal
+ 5 mana steal
+ 100% longer enchant
+ 100% halves casting/recharge of spells
+ 50% faster attack speed
+ 10 to all attributes
+ 25% more experience gained from monsters
+ 50% more rare items drop rate
+ run speed increased by 100%
+ 50% block
+ reflects damage by 50%
+ you get banned for 1 minute everytime you hit with this weapon.
+ only one person in the game can own this weapon
+ 1 to an Evil Force * while using this skill, you get transformed into little gwen and all your skills are replaced with the following: "burn baby burn"
"its getting hot in here" and " Combustion"

Seraphic Divinity · Dec 07, 2007, 01:37 AM // 01:37

I would drop...

the...

Yakslapper

Kynareth Adeus · Dec 07, 2007, 01:40 AM // 01:40

The Leetblade
Slashing damage 150-220
20% armor penetration(21% chance)
+31 health
Halves damage taken while in Frenzy
+40 armor while activating Healing Signet
+1 energy regeneration while enchanted with Mending
+15% damage while surrounded by more than twenty enemies.

foo · Dec 07, 2007, 01:44 AM // 01:44

Foo's Falchion.
15^50 +30hp +10% adrenal. (req: swordsmanship 9 or more).
cold damage, +5e +20% enchant. (req: swordsmanship 8 or less).
+20% damage, uncustomizable.

Maximumraver · Dec 07, 2007, 01:44 AM // 01:44

Regneva's Strife.

ThyNecromancer · Dec 07, 2007, 01:57 AM // 01:57

"Up Yours"
Offhand wand with a fist at the end

Hp +120
energy +60
Half casting time of all spells 30%
Half skill recharge of all spells 30%
DP 100% and can't be resurrected

Toutatis · Dec 07, 2007, 02:01 AM // 02:01

Toutatis' Fervor (focus)

Energy +12 (req 9 divine favor, 9 fast casting, 9 energy storage, 9 soul reaping or 9 spawning power)
20% chance when struck: personal invulnerability for 1 second (req 9 divine favor)
20% chance for spells to recharge instantly (req 9 fast casting)
20% chance when struck: prismatic wave for 50 elemental damage to all nearby foes (req 9 energy storage)
20% chance when struck: vampiric aura steals 25 health from attacker (req 9 soul reaping)
20% chance for ritualist skills to cast instantly (req 9 spawning power)

Totally broken, but it offers something special for every caster

Cargan · Dec 07, 2007, 02:10 AM // 02:10

I'd drop "The Meatshield". A little something for rangers that like to fight alongside their pets...

"The Meatshield" (Little Thom with a handle on his back)
Armour 16 (req.9 Beast Mastery)
Energy +15/-1
Health +45 (while in stance)

"Bone Club" (one handed melee weapon shaped like a large bone)
15-28 blunt damage (req.9 Expertise)
Armour +5
Lengthens Stance Duration (10%)
Health +30

These would make a nice combo for a close range beastmaster, trying to give you extra health and armour so enemies are more likely to attack the pet instead of you. one handed weapon for rangers only (expertise req.)

Some mods are made up/out of place for the kind weapons they are on, but they are unique which is the whole point

Moonlit Azure · Dec 07, 2007, 02:25 AM // 02:25

I would drop a broodwich . Its an item and its green

, well the lettuce is.

I would love to see people's faces when it drops.